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Some people just know what side of the story they’re on.
The I’m a Derek tee is a bold, horror-inspired archetype statement for those who naturally align with a certain energy — from dipshit to delightful — calm under pressure, steady in chaos, and unfazed when things get weird.
Designed with a cinematic serif type treatment and vintage horror sensibility, this shirt nods to classic genre aesthetics without referencing any specific franchise. It’s not about a character — it’s about the vibe.
Whether you wear it as an inside joke, a personality marker, or simply because it looks damn good, this tee lets you claim your archetype without explanation.
Details:
Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001
Vintage Black or Black Heather
Soft, lightweight feel with a modern fit
High-quality print designed to last
Horror-inspired, not franchise-based
Why You’ll Love It:
Minimalist, cinematic design
Safe for horror fans who appreciate subtlety
Easy to style year-round
Perfect for genre lovers, movie buffs, and collectors of clever graphic tees
This is an archetype.
If you know, you know.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$27.99
The I’m a Derek tee is a bold, horror-inspired archetype statement for those who naturally align with a certain energy — from dipshit to delightful — calm under pressure, steady in chaos, and unfazed when things get weird.
Designed with a cinematic serif type treatment and vintage horror sensibility, this shirt nods to classic genre aesthetics without referencing any specific franchise. It’s not about a character — it’s about the vibe.
Whether you wear it as an inside joke, a personality marker, or simply because it looks damn good, this tee lets you claim your archetype without explanation.
Details:
Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001
Vintage Black or Black Heather
Soft, lightweight feel with a modern fit
High-quality print designed to last
Horror-inspired, not franchise-based
Why You’ll Love It:
Minimalist, cinematic design
Safe for horror fans who appreciate subtlety
Easy to style year-round
Perfect for genre lovers, movie buffs, and collectors of clever graphic tees
This is an archetype.
If you know, you know.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |