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Unfiltered.
Unapologetic.
Still somehow endearing.
Dipshit or Delightful, the “I’m a Derek” tee is for women who bring the humor raw. The ones who say what everyone else is thinking, crack jokes at the worst possible time, and use sarcasm as a second language. Crude? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely.
This archetype thrives on irreverence and quick wit. It’s the comic relief with a sharp edge—the one who lightens the tension, stirs the pot just enough, and keeps things from getting too serious. Rough delivery, solid intentions, and zero interest in polishing the message.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 6400 Women’s Relaxed Tee, this shirt offers a soft, flattering drape with an effortless fit—comfortable enough for everyday wear, bold enough to match the energy.
It’s a subtle nod for those who recognize the chaos—no explanation required.
Details:
Bella+Canvas 6400 Women’s Relaxed Tee
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Relaxed fit with a lived-in feel
Lightweight fabric with natural drape
Crew neckline with a feminine silhouette
Designed for comfort and personality
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Crude humor, quick wit
✔ Unfiltered confidence
✔ Comic relief with backbone
✔ A character archetype—not a costume
Perfect for casual wear, layering, or gifting to the woman who keeps it real, keeps it funny, and absolutely does not censor herself.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$27.99
Unapologetic.
Still somehow endearing.
Dipshit or Delightful, the “I’m a Derek” tee is for women who bring the humor raw. The ones who say what everyone else is thinking, crack jokes at the worst possible time, and use sarcasm as a second language. Crude? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely.
This archetype thrives on irreverence and quick wit. It’s the comic relief with a sharp edge—the one who lightens the tension, stirs the pot just enough, and keeps things from getting too serious. Rough delivery, solid intentions, and zero interest in polishing the message.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 6400 Women’s Relaxed Tee, this shirt offers a soft, flattering drape with an effortless fit—comfortable enough for everyday wear, bold enough to match the energy.
It’s a subtle nod for those who recognize the chaos—no explanation required.
Details:
Bella+Canvas 6400 Women’s Relaxed Tee
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Relaxed fit with a lived-in feel
Lightweight fabric with natural drape
Crew neckline with a feminine silhouette
Designed for comfort and personality
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Crude humor, quick wit
✔ Unfiltered confidence
✔ Comic relief with backbone
✔ A character archetype—not a costume
Perfect for casual wear, layering, or gifting to the woman who keeps it real, keeps it funny, and absolutely does not censor herself.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |