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All Teachers Love Brains Hoodie | Unisex Funny Zombie Teacher Pullover
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Because teaching is basically surviving a zombie apocalypse with lesson plans. 🧟♂️🧠😅

This All Teachers Love Brains hoodie features a retro zombie graveyard graphic and the perfect horror pun for educators with a sense of humor. Cozy, spooky, and painfully accurate — it’s the ultimate fall hoodie for teachers who love Halloween and need warmth (and caffeine).

Printed on a Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie, it’s soft, thick, and comfy enough for chilly mornings, bus duty, classroom season, fall festivals, and every “I’m running on fumes” school day.

A must-have unisex teacher Halloween hoodie for spooky educators, zombie lovers, and tired humans everywhere.

Perfect for:

  • teachers + school staff

  • fall classroom season + spirit days

  • haunted hayrides + Halloween events

  • gifting to your favorite educator 🖤


Details:

  • Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Pullover Hoodie

  • Cozy heavyweight feel

  • Kangaroo pocket

  • Drawstring hood

  • Designed for spooky humans (especially tired ones)

🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.


Fabric + Features:

  • Premium soft fleece interior

  • High-quality, durable hoodie made for everyday wear

  • Unisex fit (great for layering)

Fit:

Unisex fit — true to size.
Size up for oversized cozy-chaos.

Care:

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
(Do not iron the design unless you want to summon regret.)

Made to Order:

This hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order (no dusty backstock around here 👻).
This takes a bit longer to deliver, but helps reduce overproduction — thank you for shopping thoughtfully!


🔍 GREAT FOR:

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