Because teaching is basically surviving a zombie apocalypse with lesson plans. 🧟♂️🧠😅
This All Teachers Love Brains hoodie features a retro zombie graveyard graphic and the perfect horror pun for educators with a sense of humor. Cozy, spooky, and painfully accurate — it’s the ultimate fall hoodie for teachers who love Halloween and need warmth (and caffeine).
Printed on a Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie, it’s soft, thick, and comfy enough for chilly mornings, bus duty, classroom season, fall festivals, and every “I’m running on fumes” school day.
A must-have unisex teacher Halloween hoodie for spooky educators, zombie lovers, and tired humans everywhere.
Perfect for:
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teachers + school staff
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fall classroom season + spirit days
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haunted hayrides + Halloween events
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gifting to your favorite educator 🖤
Details:
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Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Pullover Hoodie
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Cozy heavyweight feel
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Kangaroo pocket
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Drawstring hood
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Designed for spooky humans (especially tired ones)
🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.
Fabric + Features:
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Premium soft fleece interior
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High-quality, durable hoodie made for everyday wear
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Unisex fit (great for layering)
Fit:
Unisex fit — true to size.
Size up for oversized cozy-chaos.
Care:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
(Do not iron the design unless you want to summon regret.)
Made to Order:
This hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order (no dusty backstock around here 👻).
This takes a bit longer to deliver, but helps reduce overproduction — thank you for shopping thoughtfully!
🔍 GREAT FOR:
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