Because teachers don’t just carry supplies…
they carry the whole world. 

This All Teachers Love Brains Tote Bag features a retro zombie graveyard graphic and the perfect teacher-horror pun — making it the ultimate spooky season carry-all for educators with a sense of humor.

Perfect for school days, library runs, conferences, Halloween classroom vibes, and hauling all the things teachers somehow end up responsible for.

A must-have 15x15 funny teacher tote bag for spooky educators, zombie lovers, and anyone who appreciates classroom sarcasm.

Perfect for:

• teachers, subs, and school staff

• Halloween classroom season + spirit days

• carrying grading, books, supplies, snacks, and emotional damage 😈

• the perfect teacher gift

Details:

• 15 x 15 tote bag

• Lightweight, reusable, and easy to fold

• Great everyday carry-all for spooky humans

🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.

Care:

Spot clean when needed.

Made to Order:

This item is made especially for you after checkout (no dusty backstock around here 👻).
Production takes a little longer to deliver, but it reduces overproduction — thank you for shopping thoughtfully.

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