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For the moms who didn’t just raise us… they prepared us.
This darkly funny Mother’s Day card features a chilling nod to classic horror, with a vintage-inspired illustration of a certain unforgettable mother figure—knife in hand, smile in place, and wisdom that stuck.
Front reads:
“They’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Inside reads:
“You really set the tone early. Thanks, Mom.
Happy Mother’s Day.”
Perfect for horror fans, lovers of dark humor, or anyone whose mom made sure they were ready for the world… one way or another.
🖤 A Spooktacular Bootique original — for those who prefer haunting in full color.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
$6.50
This darkly funny Mother’s Day card features a chilling nod to classic horror, with a vintage-inspired illustration of a certain unforgettable mother figure—knife in hand, smile in place, and wisdom that stuck.
Front reads:
“They’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Inside reads:
“You really set the tone early. Thanks, Mom.
Happy Mother’s Day.”
Perfect for horror fans, lovers of dark humor, or anyone whose mom made sure they were ready for the world… one way or another.
🖤 A Spooktacular Bootique original — for those who prefer haunting in full color.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope