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Romance isn’t dead… it’s just a little unhinged. 😁🩸
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated creepy clown grinning ear to ear while holding a hacksaw, with the painfully sweet (and wildly unsettling) message:
“Valentine, you make me smile.”
Perfect for horror couples, slasher fans, and anyone who loves dark humor with their Valentine vibes. Whether you’re gifting your spooky soulmate or your favorite terrifying bestie, this card says “I adore you” in the most chaotic way possible.
Details:
Size: 4x6
Cover text: “Valentine, you make me smile.”
Illustrated horror-style clown design featuring a hacksaw
Perfect for horror fans, dark humor lovers, and spooky romantics
Note: Original fan-style/parody design created for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$6.50
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated creepy clown grinning ear to ear while holding a hacksaw, with the painfully sweet (and wildly unsettling) message:
“Valentine, you make me smile.”
Perfect for horror couples, slasher fans, and anyone who loves dark humor with their Valentine vibes. Whether you’re gifting your spooky soulmate or your favorite terrifying bestie, this card says “I adore you” in the most chaotic way possible.
Details:
Size: 4x6
Cover text: “Valentine, you make me smile.”
Illustrated horror-style clown design featuring a hacksaw
Perfect for horror fans, dark humor lovers, and spooky romantics
Note: Original fan-style/parody design created for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!