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Love makes your heart soar…
this one makes it float. 🎈💘😈
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated creepy clown holding a red heart-shaped balloon with the quote:
“You make my heart float, Valentine.”
Perfect for horror couples, spooky besties, and fans of dark humor romance. Sweet, creepy, and wildly giftable—this card is a Valentine’s Day knockout for anyone who loves their love notes a little twisted.
Details:
Size available: 4x6
Cover text: “You make my heart float, Valentine.”
Horror-inspired illustrated design featuring a creepy clown & red heart balloon
Perfect for spooky romantics, horror fans, and anti-Valentine gifting
Note: Original fan-style/parody design made for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$6.50
this one makes it float. 🎈💘😈
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated creepy clown holding a red heart-shaped balloon with the quote:
“You make my heart float, Valentine.”
Perfect for horror couples, spooky besties, and fans of dark humor romance. Sweet, creepy, and wildly giftable—this card is a Valentine’s Day knockout for anyone who loves their love notes a little twisted.
Details:
Size available: 4x6
Cover text: “You make my heart float, Valentine.”
Horror-inspired illustrated design featuring a creepy clown & red heart balloon
Perfect for spooky romantics, horror fans, and anti-Valentine gifting
Note: Original fan-style/parody design made for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!