Nothing says romance like questionable therapy and a very strong bond with Mother. 🖤🩸
This horror-inspired Valentine card features an illustrated motel psycho character on the cover with the line:
“You’re a Valentine worthy of even Mother’s approval.”
Inside, you’ll find a delightfully twisted touch: a neatly written XOXO design with a blood drip, because love should be messy (but like… in a fun way).
Details:
Sizes available: 4x6 or 5x7
Outside message: Mother’s approval horror pun
Inside: blood-splattered XOXO design
Perfect for horror fans, true crime lovers, dark humor Valentines
Note: Original parody-style art made for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!