If you know… you KNOW. 🪵🚛💀😅

This Following Too Closely May Result in Death tee is the ultimate dark-humor shirt for anyone with a completely reasonable fear of driving behind trucks. Featuring a front truck graphic on the front and a log-truck scene on the back, this design is pure chaotic survival energy.

Perfect for horror lovers, anxious drivers, and anyone who lives by the rule:
“If I see a truck like that… I’m switching lanes immediately.”

A must-have unisex funny horror graphic tee for spooky humans who laugh through the fear.

Perfect for:

• horror fans with driving trauma 😈

• spooky season fits with dark humor

• road trips (ironically)

• anyone who respects distance… deeply

Details:

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 Tee (soft + breathable)

• Classic retail fit

• Crew neck

• Front + back print

• Designed for horror-loving humans

🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.

Fabric + Features:

• Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (lightweight feel)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fit:

Unisex retail fit — true to size.
Size down for fitted, or size up for oversized comfy-chaos.

Care:

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
(Do not iron the design unless you want to summon regret.)

Made to Order:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.
This takes a bit longer to deliver but helps reduce overproduction — thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

🔍 GREAT FOR:

funny horror shirt, log truck shirt, dark humor tee, horror movie vibe shirt, anxious driver gift, spooky graphic tee

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