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Some Valentines are all fancy dinners and flowers…
but honestly? Let’s stay in. 💘🏠🔪
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated chainsaw-wielding maniac pulling his sweetheart back into the house with the line:
“Let’s stay in and cuddle, Valentine.”
Perfect for horror couples, spooky romantics, and anyone who loves dark humor with their love notes. Equal parts terrifying and adorable—this card is made for the ones who like their romance a little unhinged.
Details:
Size available: 4x6
Cover text: “Let’s stay in and cuddle, Valentine.”
Illustrated horror-style design
Perfect for slasher fans, dark humor Valentines, and spooky couples
Note: Original fan-style/parody design created for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$6.50
but honestly? Let’s stay in. 💘🏠🔪
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated chainsaw-wielding maniac pulling his sweetheart back into the house with the line:
“Let’s stay in and cuddle, Valentine.”
Perfect for horror couples, spooky romantics, and anyone who loves dark humor with their love notes. Equal parts terrifying and adorable—this card is made for the ones who like their romance a little unhinged.
Details:
Size available: 4x6
Cover text: “Let’s stay in and cuddle, Valentine.”
Illustrated horror-style design
Perfect for slasher fans, dark humor Valentines, and spooky couples
Note: Original fan-style/parody design created for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!