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Some Valentines are sweet…
and some are dangerously exquisite. 🍷🖤
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated elegant cannibal with the wickedly romantic message:
“You’re a rare delicacy, Valentine.”
Perfect for horror fans who like their romance sharp, refined, and just a little unhinged. A killer Valentine for your spooky soulmate, dark humor bestie, or anyone with… elevated taste.
Details:
Size: 4x6
Cover text: “You’re a rare delicacy, Valentine.”
Illustrated horror-inspired design with dark humor vibe
Perfect for horror lovers, true crime fans, and gothic romantics
Note: Original fan-style/parody design created for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$6.50
and some are dangerously exquisite. 🍷🖤
This horror-inspired Valentine’s Day card features an illustrated elegant cannibal with the wickedly romantic message:
“You’re a rare delicacy, Valentine.”
Perfect for horror fans who like their romance sharp, refined, and just a little unhinged. A killer Valentine for your spooky soulmate, dark humor bestie, or anyone with… elevated taste.
Details:
Size: 4x6
Cover text: “You’re a rare delicacy, Valentine.”
Illustrated horror-inspired design with dark humor vibe
Perfect for horror lovers, true crime fans, and gothic romantics
Note: Original fan-style/parody design created for horror lovers.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!