Some people love camping…
and some people have 1999 trauma. 😈🏕️🌲

This Haven’t Camped Since 1999 hoodie is for horror lovers who prefer their woods on a screen — not in real life. Perfect for anyone who loves spooky outdoor aesthetics, found-footage horror vibes, and staying far away from mysterious stick-figure symbols in the trees.

Printed on a Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie, it’s thick, cozy, and made for chilly nights, scary movie marathons, fall festivals, and every time someone says “let’s go camping!” and you say “ABSOLUTELY NOT.” 😅

A must-have unisex funny horror camp hoodie for spooky season and beyond.

Perfect for:

• horror fans with trust issues

• fall festivals + haunted events

• scary movie nights + campfire horror marathons

• outdoorsy friends you want to gently roast 😈

Details:

• Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Pullover Hoodie

• Cozy heavyweight feel

• Kangaroo pocket

• Drawstring hood

• Designed for horror-loving humans

🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.

Fabric + Features:

• Premium soft fleece interior

• Durable, high-quality hoodie made for everyday wear

• Unisex fit (great for layering)

Fit:

Unisex fit — true to size.
Size up for oversized cozy-chaos.

Care:

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
(Do not iron the design unless you want to summon regret.)

Made to Order:

This hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order (no dusty backstock around here 👻).
This takes a bit longer to deliver, but helps reduce overproduction — thank you for shopping thoughtfully!

🔍 GREAT FOR:

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