Some people love camping.
Some people have… 1999 trauma. 😈🏕️🌲

This Haven’t Camped Since 1999 tee is for horror lovers who prefer their woods on a screen — not in real life. Featuring a spooky camp-inspired design, it’s perfect for anyone who loves scary movies, summer camp horror vibes, and staying far away from stick-figure symbols in the trees.

Soft, lightweight, and made for full-color haunting, this tee is perfect for spooky season, fall festivals, movie marathons, and roasting your outdoorsy friends with style.

A must-have unisex funny horror graphic tee for campfire season… from the safety of your couch.

Perfect for:

• horror fans with trust issues

• scary movie nights + campfire horror marathons

• fall festivals + haunted events

• anyone who hears “let’s go camping” and says “absolutely not” 😅

Details:

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 Tee (soft + breathable)

• Classic retail fit

• Crew neck

• Designed for horror-loving humans

🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.

Fabric + Features:

• Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (lightweight feel)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Fit:

Unisex retail fit — true to size.
Size down for fitted, or size up for oversized comfy-chaos.

Care:

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
(Do not iron the design unless you want to summon regret.)

Made to Order:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.
This takes a bit longer to deliver but helps reduce overproduction — thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

🔍 GREAT FOR:

funny camping shirt, horror camp tee, haven’t camped since 1999 shirt, retro horror shirt, spooky season outfit, scary movie lover gift

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