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Paranoid?
Or just paying attention?
The “I’m a Murray” tee is for the truth-seekers, the pattern-spotters, and the ones who say the quiet part out loud. Sharp-witted, unfiltered, and always two steps ahead of the official story, this archetype lives somewhere between conspiracy and clarity.
This shirt represents radical honesty, uncomfortable insight, and humor sharpened by skepticism. It’s for those who trust their instincts, question everything, and somehow—despite the chaos—end up being right more often than not. Rough delivery. Solid intentions.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee, this tee delivers a comfortable, modern fit that feels broken-in from day one—easygoing, breathable, and ready for long conversations and late-night theories.
It’s a subtle nod for those who recognize the energy—no explanations required (but you’ll probably give one anyway).
Details:
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee (men’s fit)
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, breathable, ultra-soft feel
Retail fit with classic crew neckline
Side-seamed for durability and structure
Designed for everyday wear
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Conspiracy-adjacent intelligence
✔ Brutal honesty with heart
✔ Chaotic-neutral energy
✔ A character archetype—not a costume
Perfect for everyday wear, layering, or gifting to the one who asks too many questions—and somehow always survives the answers.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$27.99
Or just paying attention?
The “I’m a Murray” tee is for the truth-seekers, the pattern-spotters, and the ones who say the quiet part out loud. Sharp-witted, unfiltered, and always two steps ahead of the official story, this archetype lives somewhere between conspiracy and clarity.
This shirt represents radical honesty, uncomfortable insight, and humor sharpened by skepticism. It’s for those who trust their instincts, question everything, and somehow—despite the chaos—end up being right more often than not. Rough delivery. Solid intentions.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee, this tee delivers a comfortable, modern fit that feels broken-in from day one—easygoing, breathable, and ready for long conversations and late-night theories.
It’s a subtle nod for those who recognize the energy—no explanations required (but you’ll probably give one anyway).
Details:
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee (men’s fit)
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Lightweight, breathable, ultra-soft feel
Retail fit with classic crew neckline
Side-seamed for durability and structure
Designed for everyday wear
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Conspiracy-adjacent intelligence
✔ Brutal honesty with heart
✔ Chaotic-neutral energy
✔ A character archetype—not a costume
Perfect for everyday wear, layering, or gifting to the one who asks too many questions—and somehow always survives the answers.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |