Some sayings are just… survival advice. 🦈😅

This We Need a Bigger Boat Tee features a retro boat graphic (hello, The Orca vibes) for anyone who loves coastal horror energy, summer scares, and staying far away from water that looks a little too calm.

Soft, lightweight, and wearable all season long — perfect for Summerween, shark week marathons, and spooky beach-day outfits.

A must-have unisex coastal horror graphic tee for movie lovers, horror fans, and those who prefer their vacations mildly terrifying.

Perfect for:

• spooky beach babes + horror bros alike

• lake days with suspicious splashing

• summer movie nights + shark week energy

• anyone who’s ever thought: “Nope. Absolutely not.” 😈

Details:

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 Tee (soft + breathable)

• Classic retail fit

• Crew neck

• Designed for horror-loving humans

🖤 Spooktacular Bootique — for those who prefer haunting in full color.

Fabric + Features:

• Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (lightweight feel)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Fit:

Unisex retail fit — true to size.
Size down for a more fitted look, or size up for oversized comfy-chaos.

Care:

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
(Do not iron the design unless you want to summon regret.)

Made to Order:

This item is made especially for you after checkout (no dusty backstock around here 👻).
Production takes a little longer, but it helps reduce overproduction — thank you for shopping thoughtfully.

GREAT FOR:

coastal horror tee, shark week shirt, spooky summer outfit, retro horror graphic tee, movie quote shirt, Summerween shirt

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